EMILY'S ANIMALS



I have a little pet, my pet's name is Ida

I love my litte pet, she's a black widow spider

I threw her on my sister, and she made a horrible roar

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



No family for friends come around our little door

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



I have a little pet, my pet's name is Jake

I love my little pet, he's a boa constrictor snake

He ate my sister's hamster while he ran across the floor

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



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I have a little pet, my pet's name is Bruce

I love my little pet, he's a big Alaskan moose

His antlers touch the ceiling while his feet are on the floor

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



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I have a litle pet, my pet's name is Ryan

I love my little pet, he's a big ferocious lion

He sleeps with me at night, he is a cuddly carnivore

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



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I have a little pet, my pet's name is Pat

I love my little pet, she's a stinky sewer rat

She used to have bubonic plague, but doesn't any more

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more

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I have a little pet, my pet's name is Boris

I love my little pet, he a big tyrannosaurus

To watch him stomp the poseys is the thing that I adore

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



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I have a little pet, I'll show him to you later

I love my little pet, he's a slimy alligator

He sleeps beneath my bed and so I'm careful not to snore

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



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I have a little pet, I keep it in a dish

I love my little pet, he's a yummy jellyfish

I think it tastes much better than the jelly from the store

And I wonder why nobody comes to visit any more



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Written by William Stevens, copyright by the author 1987



Recorded on "No Bath Today," a 1987 cassette by the Tune Mammals

(alias the Stevens family).



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