If I want to sit in and drink super tennants in the day I will,

No-ones going to fucking tell me jack,

But can you rely on anyone in this world?

No you cant; its not my fault theres wall to wall empty cans

Everyone wanted this to all go wrong for me from the start,

Its fucked up that a mans life can just be attacked,

Watching this morning with a beer is much better relying on,

Unknown cunts for mates i was given that don't have my back.

Scott texted me to say he'd have a look at the TV for me,

But i layed it down telling him to fuck right off chap.

Phoned this company out the yellow pages;

Told them to take away the TV and fix it quick snap.

The next day they took away the TV and told me they'd repair the little bit,

Thats broken round on the back.

I thought that would be that but the next bit was on top,

This was where it all started to get a bit out of hand.



No-one gives a crap about Mike;

Thats why i'm acting nasty.

You know what you can do with your life;

Introduce it up your jacksie.

Coz No-one gives a crap about Mike;

Thats why i'm acting nasty.

You know what you can do with your life;

Introduce it up your jacksie.



The TV man comes back later, knocks on mine,

To say he's found something in the back of the TV,

I'm looking at it absolutely speechless,

Cant quite believe he's trying to pull this fucking stunt on me.

I knew it was a simple case of the power supply gone on the back,

But he's trying to tap me up for more money.

He says its not like that and im like fuck off and die,

And stick up my two fingers and one more to make three.

He says dont talk to me like that, and i don't understand,

Face is in his face and i tell him i understand perfec