Bless my soul

Herc was on a roll

Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll

What a pro

Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO

He was a no one

A zero, zero

Now he's a honcho

He's a hero

Here was a kid with his act down pat

From zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero just like that



When he smiled

The girls went wild with

Oohs and aahs

And they slapped his face

On ev'ry vase

(On ev'ry