Eunuch boy, eunuch boy

Thought a lawnmover was another toy

Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight

He can't even masturbate



Got no gonads, only two sockets

Got no bulge in his pockets



Eunuch boy, eunuch boy

Thought a lawnmower was just another toy

Can't even make it through a day of school

They try to stomp his shriveled tool



It must suck to know you'll never fuck