[King:]

Oh mellifluous dwarf

prince of all the jesters

Funny little thing you are

Make me laugh

As God's voluminous star



[Hop Frog:]

Gracious majesty

Today is not made for laughter day

This moment sacred is more for royal sunsets

Then comic ruin or suicidal jests



[King:]

I'll be the judge of that thank you

Make me laugh le petite cur

Drink some wine

Lest you foul sweet time



[Hop Frog:]

Drink upsets me

please your liege

This would mark the death me



[King:]

I said drink you scabrous whore

Are you deaf as well as short?



[Tripitena:]

Kingdom's Sire

big as you are

Save such

bile for larger foes



[King:]

Make me laugh

'Fore I stretch your neck like a giraffe