my mother gave me one more reason

not to call you on the phone.

she told me, chase girls like that

all yer life and you'll wind up alone.

i guess i would just like to take you

out for a cappuccino,

you refuse my advances once again,

i can't hear one more no!



i wish you would get over him,

i'll change yer mind about everything.



when i wink at you, you always

turn the other cheek,

i drilled a hole in the girls' showers

so that at you i could peek,

i'd love to get you naked and throw you

in the back of my dad's car,

i hear that if i get to third base with you,

it won't be too far!



i wish you would get over him,

i'll change yer mind about everything!

as i grow older i feel better

about me and myself,

i swear i never, ever once wished

i was anybody else.

i'd like to tell you i think you should

come up and see me sometime,

i know that i could possibly make it

the best time of yer life!



i wish you would get over him!

i'll change yer mind about everything!