Uhh, haha yeah, shit bangs, bang out the frame

My man Wayne, this shit right heah, this is somethin

I put it straight to ya so everybody can fuck with it

Niggaz, bitches, y'know, everybody

Little kids, everybody can relate to this, yeah



Now you been down with this hoe since the seventh and eighth

High school, night school, shit y'all was runnin mates

Same hustle, clocked your girl in when she was late

Side by side, boxed hoes when they called her fake

And that's your boo, that's your dawg, sister to the end

And when her folks kicked her out, shit you moved her straight in

Y'all used to hang so tight niggaz mistake you for twins

Names just alike, Carol and Carolyn

She would lie to you, steal from you, say she didn't take it

You knew she wasn't right but that's your girl you let her make it

Now who pulled her through when she needed her a portion

But who left yo' ass in the center of the ocean?

She fucked her cousin nigga and she fucked her nigga family

You never ever thought that she would fuck yo' baby daddy

Everybody tried to tell you but yo' ass wouldn't listen

And now this hoe done came up missin

but that's your motherfuckin friend



[Chorus]

Friends (my nigga), how many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (yup), before we go any further

let's be friends .. (my motherfucker)

How many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (y'all), the ones we can depend on

Let's be friends



[Tela]

This ya boy, this ya nigga, motherfuckin close dawg

And it ain't too many niggaz you can pass the ball

He never fumble, stay humble since you stumbled on him

Save you from drownin that summer when you thought you could swim

Used to run choo-choo trains on his homegirl Kim

For you, your man'd put his ass on the limb

Now he was slicker with them hoes and youse a funny-lookin nigga

Could only get that pussy when the money lookin nigga

He always got it first and you was second base

I guess this about the time we can establish the hate

Got his ass on quicker, started movin weight

Shit he showed you too much, that was the first mistake

With friends like you, tell me who needs problems?

Wanna set your man up, not to kill him, just rob him

But somewhere in yo' flag everything went bad

Mag hit him in the head, that's it, he's dead, he left your friend



[Chorus]

Friends (yup), how many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (you my muh'fucker), before we go any further

let's be friends .. (my dawg)

How many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (my nig-ga), the ones we can depend on

Let's be friends



[Tela]

Now you been sleepin with this muh'fucker every night

Pillow talk, shared your thoughts, shit just split your life

As they grew up in age they got stubborn and trife

Everybody else was wrong and they was always right

So quick to point the finger, instigatin the fight

I don't care if it was lovely they find somethin they don't like

Oh so dumb smart don't need no advice

Folks so dumb smart too bright to get the lights

You know the kind, don't hear, don't see it in the mirror

They dress it up with bullshit to make it appear clearer

With he say, she say, that's all they know

What did they do, where did they go, that's all they livin fo'

They wake up one mornin, they done missed the show

Countin up birthdays like where the fuck did time go?

Now look at the situation that you got yourself in

Sit self down and ask self, "Self, is you my motherfuckin friend?"



[Chorus]

Friends (yup), how many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (cause you my muh'fucker), before we go any further

let's be friends .. (my nig-ga)

How many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (my dawg), the ones we can depend on

Let's be friends (muh'fucker), how many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends, before we go any further

let's be friends .. (yup)

How many of us have them?

Fri-enn-ends (you my muh'fucker, my dawg, my nigga, my muh'fucker)

The ones we can depend on, let's be friends..

(My nigga