Have you ever seen yourself on TV?



Well I have



Have you ever been more famous than me?



Well I have



Have you ever been stung by a bee?



Well I have



Have you ever met Muhammad Ali?



I have, I have







Have you ever had a case of the flu?



Well I have



Have you ever had to escape from a zoo?



I have



Have you ever met the guys in The Who?



Well I have



I'm in Who's Who, are you?



I am







Have you ever stood in line at the bank?



Had an uncle named Frank?



Have you ever rode around in a tank?



I have







But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska



That's the only place I've never been



Have you ever been everywhere else?



I have, I have







Have you ever locked your keys in your car?



Well I have



Have you ever been thrown out of a bar?



I have



But I've never shot 18 under par



And I still don't know where all those balls are



Except the one that went in some doctor's car



One time in Lincoln Nebraska







And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska



If it's the last thing I ever do



Have you ever done everything else?



I have too, I have!