I met her at an aftershow party

I said have we met before?

She said hardly

She had a curry stain

That was down her cardie

But her teeth were clean

So I said smartly



I'm falling in love again

I'm so in lust with you

Pillow over head again

I'll suffocate with you

If you ask me to



She was educated at this school called RADA

She was made to go by her mother

And financed by her father

She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather

I got her name wrong once or twice

I said I'll call ya Carol, yeah?

She said that would be nice



I'm falling in love again

I'm so in lust with you

My Pillow over head again

I'll suffocate with you

If you ask me to



So I strolls of to the reception

And I ask for me room key

The Maitre'D - Hello

He seemed pleased to meet me

I went to the lift and pressed button two

But very discreetly

The doors close and she went for my briefs



See me

Falling in bed again

I'm so in lust with you

Pillow over head again

I'll suffocate in you

If you ask me to

Ohhhhh to



But in the throws of passion

It hit me right between the head

I looked down at her

She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth

And I said

I think I'm in love with ya

I want ya kids an' getting married to ya

And she said

Chill out

Rome wasn't built in a day

And I said I wasn't on that job


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