Happiness is a place in the sun

Says Dickie Boy with a warm gun

Charlie Darwin I believe you now

Put the monkeys in a uniform

Stormin' Norman up on the hill

Twenty rounds with Georgie B.

Let 'em choke on coke 'n' oil

Sweet revenge just one calorie

"I'm falling off the edge of the world

AAH! Floating out to who knows where?

I'm falling off the edge of the world

I'm calling out... there must be something more?"

Babe, I'll catch your fall.

I hear the Queen has a cowboy hat

Tea, crumpets, 'Voodoo Chile'

Rock 'n' roll is a pussycat

Dead and buried in the U.S.A.

Cheap thrills, Cupid heartaches

Hooked on smack and daffodils

Candy Man, Candy Man can...

Shoo be doo wop.. his kiss can kill

"I'm falling off the edge of the world

AAH! Floating out to who knows where?

I'm falling off the edge of the world

I'm calling out... there must be something more?"

Babe, I'll catch your fall.

See a vision of a world gone green.

Pop a pill with my Ovaltine

Call a priest, grab a crucifix

I'm not religious, I'm insomniac.

I close my eyes

It won't go away

I dry my eyes

Big boys don't cry

When the world is rock 'n' shake

I fall and break...

When the world is spinning 'round

I tumble down...

Hold me steady, hold me close

"I'm falling off the edge of the world

AAH! Floating out to who knows where?

I'm falling off the edge of the world

I'm calling out... there must be something more?"

"I'm falling off the edge of the world...

Ah! Floating out..."

"I'm out of here"...