I met her at an aftershow party

I said have we met before?

She said hardly

She had a curry stain

That was down her cardie

But her teeth were clean

So I said smartly



Im falling in love again

Im so in lust with you

Pillow over head again

Ill suffocate with you

If you ask me to



She was educated at this school called rada

She was made to go by her mother

And financed by her father

She said room 211 and I said (laugh) rather

I got her name wrong once or twice

I said Ill call ya carol, yeah?

She said that would be nice



Im falling in love again

Im so in lust with you

My pillow over head again

Ill suffocate with you

If you ask me to



So I strolls of to the reception

And I ask for me room key

The maitred - hello

He seemed pleased to meet me

I went to the lift and pressed button two

But very discreetly

The doors close and she went for my briefs



See me

Falling in bed again

Im so in lust with you

Pillow over head again

Ill suffocate in you

If you ask me to

Ohhhhh to



But in the throws of passion

It hit me right between the head

I looked down at her

She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth

And I said

I think Im in love with ya

I want ya kids an getting married to ya

And she said

Chill out

Rome wasnt built in a day

And I said I wasnt on that job