one two, one two

this goes out to my brother dimond shell

my man jazzy jerome, def jeff

i can't forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew

philly, soda pop

i'm gonna run down my family tree like this:

one, two, one two three and

i got a friend by the name of charlie

charlie got a wife by the name of dolly

dolly and charlie got a son named wally

and wally got a girl by the name of polly

polly got a sister by the name of molly

molly and polly got a mother named holly

father named arthur, we call him artie

you don't understand then i'm very very sorry

cousin named frita, uncle named skeeter

he's married to my fine aunt rita

who is the leader of the married cheaters

so i son't greet her, cause my uncle don't need her

grandma joyce drives a rolls royce

of the family i'm a favorite choice

buddy named homer, used to be a loner

now he's got a girl by the name of mona

now that homer's married to mona

all he does all day is bone, bone, bone her

father named lex, gets big respect

driving in his dodge 300gx

week after next, lex gets his check

me and lex will be chillin' in the x

my girl elenor, went to the drugstore

to get deodorant, i think it was pure

cause the one she used before made her underarm sore

and that's why elenor don't use it no more

a girl named betty who used to go with freddie

a girl named gwen, she's my best friend

known her ever since who knows when

and do you comprehend, the message that i send

of family and friend of grandpa ben

like, like, like, like, like, like that

bound to wreck your body

and ana na na na na na na na na na ana

cool v bring it down b