He thought he was as drunk as can be

New white skinny rebel was he

Because he knew what mattered

It's all in a clatter of the bands he'd seen

His words of wisdom would shock

Weather he meant them or not

He'd save the world

All the boys and the girls

But another single's all he'd be



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That's sad

That's right

Another night

Of someone else's fantasy



He thought he was cool with his tunes

He practiced the nack in his room

And in the evenings he'd d.j.

With the slider at plus eight

Believing that at his feet we swoon

Now he is always there in the queue

While down on the dance floor it's you

And when he starts playing

He is up there playing

You don't notice these are not his tunes



Chorus (4x)



He thought he could measure the world

Because he loved the flag when unfurled

First he's a lawyer excellent debater

You should have heard the mud he hurled

Now you've seen his face on t.v.

Leading parliamentary

When he makes decisions

That meet your derision

He reminds us all that we're free



Chorus