I don't drink tea

Or white chablis

I sit around and watch TV

Don't send flowers

Or take showers

But I'll be there to pull your weeds

Oh,yeah

I dont read books

I dont french cook

Or stroll around in galleries

I hate opera

I hate Operah

Don't fill my head with poetry



You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone?



Hey,hey I ain't gonna' change

Hey,hey don't you love me this way

Hey,hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not your fantasy man



I don't do dishes

And I'm suspricious

Of any grown up man does

I'm homophobie

Don't do aerobics

Just lay around and catch a buzz



You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone?



Hey,hey I ain't gonna' change

Hey,hey don't you love me this way

Hey,hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not your fantasy man



Say hey,hey,hey,hey



You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone?



Hey,hey I ain't gonna' change

Hey,hey don't you love me this way

Hey,hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not your fantasy man