Frank: Do I sing now?

Jimmy: No, not now! Who will be with you when I'm far away,

When I'm far far away from you?

Frank: Now?

Jimmy: Who's gonna tell you all those pretty things?

Frank: Now, Jim?

Jimmy: No! Who's gonna take you to Woolworth for those diamond rings?

Frank: Now?

Jimmy: Have patience! Who will be with you when I'm far away,

When I'm far far away from you? Away from, take it Frankie, take it!

Frankie: Who will be with you when I'm far away,

When I'm far away from you?

Jimmy: Take it, Frankie boy!

Frankie: Who will be with you when I'm far away,

When I'm far away from you?

Jimmy: Whatta voice! Whatta voice!

Frankie (imitating Jimmy): You know, Jimmy, I walked into a fruit store the other day to buy two

apples. The clerk says that will cost you two dollars apiece. I says okay. And so I gave him a five

dollar bill, and as he was about to give me my dollar change, I said, keep it, we're even, I stepped

on a grape coming in (laughter).

Frankie: Who will be with you when you are far away, when I am far away from you? Take it Jimmy boy.

Jimmy: Now, who will be with you when I'm far away, when I'm far far away from you? Take it, tiger!





Frankie: Who will be with you when you're far away, when I'm far away from you?

Take it, James!

Jimmy: Okay. I went to Santa Anita the other day, thirteen miles from Hollywood as a nose flies

(laughter). I walked up to the two dollar window and said to the clerk, Give me a ticket on

Honeymoon! And he said, to win? And I said, what then, to lose? (laughter)

Frankie: Who will be with you when you're far away?

Both: When you're far away from me, when I'm far away from you?

(applause)

Jimmy: Thank you.

(applause)

Frankie: There goes Jimmy Durante, a truly great entertainer, right, Marvin?

Marvin: You said it, boss. And a truly great nose.