Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealed

As another rush of pure pain came over him

Then Pig Boy declared

"This is what Pig Boy truly lives for

Pig Boy shall wallow

And sing in the mud and the blood

If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants

If only Pig Boy could postpone joy forever

If only Pig Boy could become bacon boy

Pig Boy is tired of the struggle."

Just then Farm Boy came

And chopped off Pig Boy's head

As Farm Boy ate the bacon,

He began to feel queasy

"Say, Ma," said Farm Boy

"Are you sure this pork was prepared properly?"

"Why, of course I'm sure, Junior," Ma quickly replied

"Why would I want to poison my only child?"

Just then Farm Man burst through the door

Followed by the baby Jesus

"I think you're evading the issue again, Martha"

The big burly man shouted accusingly

"And I think it's about time someone taught you a lesson or two"

"You tell 'em, Dad," said Farm Boy

Who by this time was rolling on the floor in agony

Farm Man stomped the boy into the ground

Walked over to the stove and turned on the gas

He would have lit a cigarette

But he didn't have any

He had never smoked in his life

And this was no time to start

He stared coldly into Martha's understanding eyes

Farm Man began to weep

And he asked Martha if she wanted to go to a movie

They went to see Sallow

They loved it so much

That they sat through it twice

Completely forgetting the baby Jesus

Who was accidentally locked in the broom closet

And slowly suffocated