hello and welcome to our

laboratories

we'll give you the guided tour now

if you please

here in the fruit department

as you can see

everything's made to order

chemically

isn't progress simply wonderful?

welcome to the

welcome to the

farm two thousand

come right in

eat the future

drink the future

farm two thousand

tastes just like the real thing

the animals that we have here

all look the same

they came from a single test-tube

aren't you amazed?

the door with "restricted access"

is not for your eyes

but you can believe me,

we've got nothing to hide

don't you think progress is just wonderful?

welcome to the

welcome to the

farm two thousand

come right in

eat the future

drink the future

farm two thousand

tastes just like the real thing

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

for the world

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

tastes just like the real thing