I took you to a five star dinner

I bought you the most expensive wine

I even paid of the maitre'd

To usher us up to the front of the line



You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man

So I went and joined the neighborhood gym

Though the weights put my spine out of commission

Even you cant deny that I am looking real slim



You say youre taking your time

Maybe you dont even care

Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare

Why? God even knows how I try

I cant fascinate you

Something that Ive realized

Nothing will ever do for you

But I will solve this mystery

Youve gotta give me the first clue



You said you always wanted a humble man

So I sold my car and bought a beat up van

I guess that wasnt quite enough for you

So now I only speak up when I dont know how to follow your plan



When you treat me unkind

I wanna leave you far behind

Then I think of all the things that make you so fine

And Im back in the role again

Chorus



I wont stop til I find the key

The key to you



I took the challenge I must confess

I never met someone so hard to impress

But all you need is someone to love you

Who needs the rest?