I sit on my stool looking hip and cool

The radio's blasting Blink182

I wish I could be on TRL

I wish I didn't have to front the shelves



She rolls up in her mommies car

Tank top and sports bra

Pulls out the credit card

It happens every time



Fat chicks always pay inside

While the beautiful girl pays outside with her credit card

Cuz with credit cards you aint gotta pay inside



The cooler's all stocked the bathrooms are mopped

I watch all the fiends spend all their money

Hello, and how are you today?

The king of Cash 3 won't go away



I want you to think about me when your

Out pumping your gas you look up at me

I'm stocking candy and making coffee

I sit and I dream about SME

Whoa oh oh oh - she's singing to me