Well, I rang up Pantouchi, spoke to Luchi

and gave them all what they needed to know.

And if the affairs are preceding, we'll be expecting soon enough

The weak spots will show.



We assume you understand that we've got options on your time

and we'll ditch you in the harbor if we must.

But if it all works out nicely,

You'll get the bonus you deserve

from doctors we trust



The fat lady of Limbourg

looked at the samples that we sent and furrowed her brow

You would never believe that she tasted royalty and fame

If you saw her now.



But her sense of taste is such that she'll distinguish with her tongue

the subtlies a spectrograph would miss.

And amounts a decision

Well demanding her reward

The jelly fish kiss.



Now we checked out this duck, quack

that laid a big egg oh so black

it shown just like gold.

And the kids from the city

finding it pretty took it home

and there it was sold.



It was changing hands for weeks 'til someone left it by their fire

and it melted to a puddle on the floor.

For it was only a candle

a Roman scandle, whoa-oh-oh

and now it's a pool.



That's what we're paid for

That's what we're paid for

That's what we're paid for here.



That's what we're paid for

That's what we're paid for

That's what we're paid for here.