George



Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees

He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?"

She said "No, no honey, not tonight

Comeback Monday, comeback Tuesday, then I might."



I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?

My Juanita

I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?

My Juanita



Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes

Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin

Throw me a line, throw me a line

'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan



Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run

Runnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs

All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun

All I want in this life and time is some hit and run



I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?

My Jaunita

I said Jaunita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?

My Juanita



Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down

But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town

Throw me a dime, throw me a line

'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan