dear father

forgive me

it's been 3 minutes since my last erection

make it hard

so hard

hats off to the catholic church

hats off to mary and jesus

thanks for the guilt you gave me

my conscience still enslaves me

if beating off's a mortals sin

then god what a mess i'm in

hats off to the nun

who beat up my best friend

hats off to father friendly

he's got those hands so manly

he touched me in a special

so special so special

father friendly's making plans

but god i hope they don't include his hands

hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend

hats off to corporal punishment

hats off to the nun with the man hands

thanks for the scar on my brothers neck

father's tight grip choked him with sacred hands

god made you the judge and jury

brothers sister don't you worry

hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend