If I - won't be - able

To hold - a good - conversation

If I - feel big - and ballooning

If I - turn up - today



If I - can't be - appreciated

I - won't be - 'preciated - at all

And if I - look - red - and - confusing

Well, I - am all - of the above



'Cos I've been

Feeding the witches

Feeding them straw

Feeding the witches

The witches

The witches

Who live next door

You'd think -

They'd have no milk, they'd

Have no honey

You'd think

They would prefer - petroleum

You'd think

They'd have rat's eyes

Not like Aunt Sally

Yeah - you'd think

They wouldn't smile - just like your mum



Since I've been

Feeding the witches

Feeding them straw

I am

Falling for witches

The witches

Who live next door

They live next door

They live next door



If - I - start wrong - too drunk - to continue

And - if I - can't shout

I can't do - things - I used to

I'll be

Feeding the witches

Feeding them straw

I'll be feeding the witches

The witches

Yeah, I'll be

Joining the witches

Feeding them straw, I'll be

Joining the witches

The witches who live next door