[Uncle Ernie:]



I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie

I'm glad you won't see or hear me

As I fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about !



Your mother left me here to mind you

Now I'm doing what I want to

Fiddling about

Fiddling about

Fiddle about!



Down with the bedclothes

Up with the nightshirt!

Fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about !



You won't shout as I fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about !

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.