I don't wanna go out with you tonight

I just wanna stay home and fight

Nothing sounds more fun than what we do

Can't imagine more fun with you

Do I remember what fun you can be

No--it's been too long since you had it with me

Why would I want to have a good time

When we can stay home and not spend a dime

It's always fun to be with you

And never have anything to do

Why go out when we can fight

It's what we're used to every night