Well the dice that I roll never seems to land on six

And that 48 card pack is short of some of my old tricks

The horse I bet on all those years ago

Is probably still running round the track

Like the marriage that I gambled on

I'm due my money back, I'm due my money back



We could've learned, we could've burned from the firework love ignites

But that sparkler of romance proved impossible to light

If your country code or your green cross code

It can leave a lasting mark

History books have showed follow safety code

And stamp out your final spark



Well the husband that I married once

I should've kept him in a cage

Kept him sitting waiting there

To show the tortoise middle-age

Cause you never back an animal that struggles on two legs

I'd rather back a stray with three than one that sits up and just begs

Than one that sits up and just begs



We could've learned, we could've burned from the firework love ignites

But that sparkler of romance proved impossible to light

If your country code or your green cross code

It can leave a lasting mark

History books have showed follow safety code

And stamp out your final spark

We could've learned, we could've burned from the firework love ignites

But that sparkler of romance proved impossible to light

If your country code or your green cross code

It can leave a lasting mark

History books have showed follow safety code

And stamp out your final spark



Milk will curdle, cheese go off, expensive wine mature

Kids grow up, parents down, husbands turn to tragic bore

Receipts and life insurance all very well, but don't fully cover hate

So you can't return this idiot when he's past his sell-by date

Milk will curdle, cheese go off, expensive wine mature

Kids grow up, parents down, husbands turn to tragic bore

Receipts and life insurance all very well, but don't fully cover hate

So you can't return this idiot when he's past his sell-by date