I kicked out of the surf

And stuck my board in the sand

And then up in my Woody

To a hamburger stand

And when I got back

My nine five board was gone



She said yeah she said

(Finders keepers)

Finders keepers

(Losers weepers)

Losers weepers

(Finders keepers)

Finders keepers

Finders keepers, losers weepers



I saw a Hodaddy

Paddlin' out by the pier

Well he musta got my board

'Cause mine isn't here

But I know how to fix him

I'll just raise that meatball flag



~CHORUS~



He took off on a swell

When he saw the flag

He's just a crazy Hodaddy

Pullin' some kind of gag

He went over the falls

And now my board's

Coming back to me



~CHORUS~



That'll teach him to mess with my board

Next pass next time .