When i was just a two foot belly button jack

I saved all my money robbin' the penn central track

Cause money was a thing of mine

And i had that thing in my head



But if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed



When i grew to be a big boy my pa he got me a bride

I married a girl named bunny had a fanny thirteen feet wide

Cause bunny was a thing of mine

And me and that thing we got wed



But if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed



Soon i'm gonna be a big star have nothing but the cream of the crop

And maybe someday i'll go back to bunny

And say ain't you proud of this wop



Cause funny fame's a thing of mine

And i'll sing that thing till i'm dead

But if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed

Oh lord if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed.


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