Performed by The Idiots

(Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)

Written by Jonny Idiot

(c) 1988 Stupid Records

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Floor

Tile

Floor

Tile

Floortile

Floortile

The linoleum can think

It's going to invade your sink

Attack the lives of all abound

Till there's no one left around

Floortile is coming

Floortile is attacking

Floortile invading

Floortile.... FLOORTILE????



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