A loose cannon on your shoulder

You've got a strawberry on your hips

And you've got some phantasmical images

And you've got, you've got your rich hips

Cos, you're all looking for adventure

And you've got earphones on your bicycles

There's people watching over

And you got a bong in your pocket

You could...

Follow the leader

Follow the leader

Follow the leader

Follow the leader

Put some leader on the tape

Give batman back his cape

Don't ask for a sucker

You stupid mother fucker

I've got alot of problems

Cos I sound like Beck

What I do over in Germany

Is order alot of Speck

You know what I'm talking about

When you go home for dinner

You gotta keep on your shoulder

Follow the leader

Follow the leader

Follow the leader

Follow the leader

We're not the Foo Fighters

On Saturday, we like our grinders

If you go home for pizza

You kiss mother Theresa

She is in her coffin

Lady Diana's coffin