They tried to conquer the world with guns

Like a horde of Huns

That had to be removed

We used a secret weapon

We did it with a groove



They tried to conquer the world with administration

And make one nation

But then they had to move

We made us a home

Built on a groove



They tried to conquer the world with kindness

And blind open-mindedness

Like they had something to prove

They're on their own

Amen, we got the groove



They tried to conquer the world and call it art

So did Bonaparte

Now he hangs in the Louvre

It's not a museum piece

This is the groove