I'm a football widow, and you a couch potato

Hand me a sexy tomato

Wanna go out, dance along by the two



Take me out, no tellin' what I might do

I'm gonna wear pink rollers in my hair

Fluffy house shoes with a dog on the toe too

You don't take me out, no tellin' what I might do



Up off of that couch, shave, shower and dress

You gonna take me out tonight, there'll be no rest

If you don't take me out, no tellin' what I might do



I wear pink rollers in my hair,

Fluffy house shoes with a dog on the toe too

Oh baby I got the football widow blues too

You better take me out, no tellin' what I might do