Got a brand new reason

To live through another season

A bottle is his home

My puppy embryo

The teacher calls him Ben

My nonjudgemental friend

I know in there everything floats

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Formaldehyde (x2)

Keeps our little friend alive

Formaldehyde

Happy in his home (x2)

Everything floats

We ride the bus together

Keep him inside my sweater

The other kids are mean

They wouldn't understand

The teacher calls him Ben

My nonjudgemental friend

I know in there everything floats

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