Billy:] "Four minutes and counting."

[Jim:] "O.K."

[Billy:] "They pressed the button, Jim."

[Jim:] "They pressed the button Billy, what button?"

[Billy:] "The big red one."

[Jim:] "You mean THE button?"

[Billy:] "Goodbye, Jim."

[Jim:] "Goodbye!

Oh yes

This ain't au revoir, it's goodbye!

Ha! Ha!

This is KAOS

It's a beautiful, balmy

Southern California summer day

It's 80 degrees...

I said balmy...

I could say bomby

Ha! Ha!

O.K.

I'm Jim and this is Radio KAOS

And with only four minutes left to us

Let's use this as wisely as possible....

([Molly:] Everybody got someone they call home)

Out at Dodger Stadium

It's the bottom of the seventh

The Dodgers are leading three to nothing over the Giants

And for those of you who are looking to go surfing tomorrow

Too bad

(Telephone rings)

I'm kinda lost in here to tell you the truth

O.K., good

Ladies and gentlemen

If the reports that we are getting are correct

This could be it

Billy, if you're listening to me

Please call now."

After a near miss on the plane

You swear you'll never fly again

After the first kiss when you make up

You swear you'll never break up again

And when you've just run a red light

Sit shaking under the street light

You swear to yourself you'll never drink and drive again

Sometimes I feel like going home

You swear you'll never let things go by again

Sometimes I miss the rain and snow

And you'll never toe the party line again

And when the east wind blows

Sometimes I feel like going home

[Jim:] "Billy, if you are listening, please call."

[Californian Weirdo:] "Sole has no eyes."

[Molly:] "Goodbye little spy in the sky

They say that cameras don't lie

Am I happy

Am I sad

Am I good

Am I bad?"

[Jim:] "Billy, if you're listening, please call."

[Californian Weirdo:] "Sole has no eyes

Sole has no eyes."

[Billy:] "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

[Margaret Thatcher:] "Our own independent nuclear deterrent

Has helped to keep the peace."

[Billy:] "Six, five four, three..."

[Ordinary Person:] "...you've go a job..."

[Billy:] "Two, one..."

[Margaret Thatcher:] "For nearly forty years"

[Jim:] "Goodbye Billy."