There's a monster name of Frazzle

Who's a good friend of mine

He looks ferocious, but he's really fine

Go up and ask him for his autograph

He'd be so happy that he'd start to laugh



He goes Argh! That's how he laughs

He goes Argh! That means he's glad

He goes Argh! That means he's having

The greatest time that he ever had



Now you know my buddy Frazzle

He's got fangs on his jaws

His fur is orange, and he's got these claws

He looks so mean that he could scare a crowd

But if you tickle him he laughs out loud



He goes Argh! That's how he laughs

He goes Argh! That means he's glad

He goes Argh! That means he's having

The greatest time that he ever had



Mr. Frazzle has emotions like the rest of us do

Sometimes he feels low down and ugly, too

And then the tears begin to fill his eyes

It's so pathetic when a monster cries



He goes Argh! That's how he cries

He goes Argh! That means he's sad

He goes Argh! That means he's having

The lowest time that he ever had



Argh! That means he's hungry

Argh! That means he's hot

Argh! That means he's sleepy

Argh! That means he's not

Argh! That means yes

Argh! That means no

Argh! Means thank you for the dinner

But, it's getting very late and I really must go

Argh!