no more maybes

your baby's got rabies

sitting on a ball

in the middle of the andes



yeh i'm a freak of nature

yeh i'm a freak



if only i could be as cool as you

as cool as you



body and soul i'm a freak i'm a freak

body and soul i'm a freak



try to different

well get a different disease

seems it's in fashion

to need the cold sore cream



i don't really know

how to put on a 'cool' show

as boring as they come

just tell me where to go

if only i could be as cool as you



freak