Freaky, freaky,

if you got this far.

You came a long way,

but you're freaky

and we can do something with you.

If you got this far

you should be freaky,

you should be freaky.

If you got this far

we'll put you in a jar

and sell you

as a freak.

We think you're freaky,

two, two, three.

(Transcribed by ear; corrections requested and welcomed!)