Oewohoewoh, Fred, come to bed

Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh, Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh



Oh, Fred



Well, I'm Max, I'm Max

Baby, don't be blue

Don't you worry, don't be sorry

I'll come back to you

Just one more night with my poor old ex

She's only lonely, we don't have sex

I'm Max, Max, Max

Baby, please stay cool and just relax

And I'll soon be back, but if you'll be upset

Just go and talk to my friend Fred



Oewohoewo, Fred, come to bed

Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh, Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh

Fred, come to bed

Maybe you will get a love you've never had

So, Fred, come to bed

Oh, my fantasy will drive me mad, oewohoewoh



Oh, Fred, oh, oh



I'm Max, I'm Max

And I trust in Fred, baby, he's the best friend I've ever had

It's Fred, it's Fred, and he just called back

And anything you ever want, he won't get

Fred, Fred, Fred

And you will find that's not so bad

It's just one night, baby, you get through

Tomorrow I'll be back with you



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Oh, Fred, no, no, come to bed

Oh my Max had sex with his ex last night

Cause he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed

If you don't I will call up Fritz