Late at night, you're hungry

You're craving some pizza

Let me be the one that you call



Olive or anchovy

Perhaps pepperoni

Anything you want, we've got it all



Near, far, I'll jump in my car

You just call in your order and I'm gone

You know, we hand toss our dough

Just tell me what you want and the toppings will go on and on



Deep dish, whatever you wish

Even get two for one with a coupon

You must try our special crust

But just don't eat too fast or your heartburn will go on and on