Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Sheherazadie had a thousand tales

But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how

See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say



Mister Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me



Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

C'mon, whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me.



Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss

The king, the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more baklava?



Try some of column "A"

Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

You ain't never had a friend like me



Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go poof?

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, abracadabra, let'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?



So don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So whatcha wish? I really want to know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

So all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh!



Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain