If I ask you difficult questions

If I make improper suggestions

Would you find that a risk to your health?

Would you put me up on the bookshelf

With the books and the plants?

Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delerious

If I were kind and adoring

How would that be?

Very borring

Mister Pressman with your penknife

Always asking about my sexlife

And who with and how many times?

Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delerious

All the advice seems so unkind