I'm a friend of mister pastry

I'm a friend of allen jones

I'm a friend of shirley bassey

I'm a friend of your chromosomes



I'm a friend of stuart sutcliffe

I'm a friend of michael miles

I'm a friend of jim morisson

I'm a friend of nobby stiles



I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

And if i come on the night, can i get in free?



I'm a friend of egon schiele

I'm a friend of mister spock

I'm a friend of doctor kildare

I'm a friend of the woodentop's



I'm a friend of arthur askey

I'm a friend of freda payne

I'm a friend of danny angel

I'm a friend of big john wayne



I'm a friend of brian inglis

I'm a friend of your dad's son

I'm a friend of boris karloff

I'm a friend of everyone