I once snorted cocaine / Off of Gwen Stefani’s
ass / I used to ride around in limousines / And
flash my backstage pass / I hung out at the Viper
Room / With Manson and Dave Grohl / I took X with
Billy Corgan / Partied down with Courtney’s
Hole / Did yoga with Madonna, smoked blunts with
ODB / I rescued some Tibetans with the Boys
Beastie / Is this thing on? / Hey hey check check
/ I once opened up for Beck / And everyone from
sea to shining sea / Knew my face when I got on
MTV / I used to pose for paparazzo / With Alanis
on my arm /

I seduced this gorgeous model chick / With my
fame and not my charm / I headlined last years
Lilith Fair / Just me and my brassiere / Sang
songs for sweaty college girls / Spin’s artist
of the year / I even wrote a song with that guy
from the Fugees / Got doper rhymes than Master P
/ I went cruising with Dr. Dre / He tried to kiss
me- thought I was gay / And everyone from Detroit
to Yellowstone / Knew my face from the cover of
Rolling Stone / I never thought it would end like
this / People act like I don’t exist / I went
from A-list to blacklist / Just another casualty
/ Another answer on Jeopardy!