Frontier Psychiatrist





Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill

Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school

I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne

Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand

The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel

Dexter from the entire public school system



Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy

But surely, expulsion is not the answer!

I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer

It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane



That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,

That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy

Play the kazoo, let's have it tune

On the count of three

That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy

He was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth



Avalanches is above, business continues below

Did I ever tell you the story about

Cowboys! Bit , bit bitches and the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist

I... I felt strangely hypnotised

I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls

And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball

And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin

I promise my girlfriend I'd... the violin, violin, violin ...



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That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy-