(Tom)

i

want to fuck a dog in the arse

(mark)he wants to fuck a dog in the arse

(tom)i want to fuck a dog

thats right kids



i

tried to fuck ur mom in the arse

i tried to fuk ur dad in the arse,

could olny find a dog,

and his arse



(chorus)

we wan to fuck a dog in the arse

" " " " "

wana fuk a fukin dog



(tom)

i

tried to fuk a fukin pirate in the arse

(pirate says somethin)

tried to fuk a fukin pirate

but i found a dog

(pirate in mexican acent ) aii, that was no pirate,

man, that was thy own sister!

(mark), mexican pirate!



(chorus)



FUCK YOU!