This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen close.



You don’t always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that’s not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love

And fuckin give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you got to squeeze,

Sometime you got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey,

I’m gonna fuck you softly,

I’m gonna screw you gently,

I’m gonna hump you sweetly,

I’m ball you discreetly.



Then you say hey I bought you flowers

Then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me?

That’s fucking TEAMWORK.

What’s your favorite position?

That’s cool with me

It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.

What your favorite dish?

I’m not gonna cook it but

I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

Then I’m gonna love you completely,

Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.

Then I fuckin bone you completely

But then I’m gonna fuck you hard.

Hard