Humidity doesn't bother me

Neither does the pouring rain

Cause 5 minutes later it's better or worse

But it never stays the same



It's hot and it's dusty

My armpits are musty

and my cowboy hat is soaked

A man on a three wheeled bike

sets me up with a 50 cent snow cone



At a quarter to two eatin' Mexican food

Free chips and beans and rice

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY TEXAS

And everything will be alright



We've got Willie Nelson

And Serial Killers

And King Of The Hill

And the moonshine distillers

And Texas is the only place to have killed

The president in his car

Heavy laws for petty crimes

Paying off probation fees

A system designed to fuck you up

That's why our prisons are our

fastest growing indusrty (fuck the system)



In 1980 John Travolta

Filmed Urban Cowboy here

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places

And drinking Gilley's beer



In the basement of the Alamo

We've got Pee Wee Hermans Bike



FUCK YA'LL WE'RE FROM TEXAS

Where the stars are big and bright

All night

Yee-Haw