Outside the carolers start to sing

I can't describe the joy they bring

Cause joy is something the don't bring me



My girlfriend is by my side

From the roof are hanging sicles of ice

Their whiney voices get irritating

It's Christmas time again



So I stand with a dead smile on my face

Wondering how much of my time they'll waste

Oh god I hate these satans helpers



And then I guess I must of snapped

Because I grabbed a baseball bat

And made them all run for shelter



It's Christmas time (again)

It's time to be nice to the people oh you can't stand (all year)

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get me down

Just leave the presents and then leave me alone



Well I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas eve

Cause the cops came and arrested me

They had an unfair advantage



And even though the jail didn't have a tree

Christmas came a night early

Because a guy named Buba unwrapped my package



It's Christmas time (again)

It's time to be nice to the people oh you can't stand (all year)

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get me down

Just leave the presents and then leave me alone



I won't be home.. I won't be home for Christmas (x6)