I'm gonna have my own private party



Gonna invite everyone I know



We'll all have our own personal celebration



I'm gonna send out invitations



To all my friends -- your friends -- and their friends too



We'll all go on a permanent paid vacation



Wouldn't that be fun?







Fun



And if anyone asks you I like having fun



Fun



I like having fun



Here we go now







Well if I was king I'd sign a proclamation



And if I was president I'd pass a law



And I'd call for a full-blown Senate investigation



Of everyone who wasn't having fun







Fun



If something ain't fun why do it?



I'd rather have fun



That's all there is to it