"...Here's one for ya!...

...Woe! Woe! Hold your horses..."

The Boy Wonder



Everything's in the belly or between the legs

A savage in a tin of fruit, your only man.

What's the story? Jackinory? No, lead in the pencil?

Mr Shepard's Pie- did you meet me middle eye?

I'm here to go, who's the lucky one?

Get-a-load of this, it's Innocence Bliss



An angel at the table- A devil at the door

He'd talk if he was able but his jaw just hit the floor...



"I could change the world for you. Romance the moon

make the sun shine... come on baby, please be mine..."



Fun and Experience

Love can be anything you want it to be

Fun and Experience

If you aint in- you'll never win.



He hopped the twig, he legged the bed

Hey! Stop the lights...

Innocence left him devastated. She sucked him in.

She blew him out in baby bubbles, 'cause what goes

up gotta, gotta come down.



Her wee man in the boat was keepin' the score

His wiggie in the middle couldn't take much more







"I could change the world for you. Romance the moon

make the sun shine... come on baby, please be mine..."



Fun and Experience

Love can be anything you want it to be

Fun and Experience

If you aint in- you'll never win.



The Boy Wonder's... if she's the cheese

or the cow on the box



"I could change the world for you. Romance the moon

make the sun shine... come on baby, please be mine..."



Fun and Experience

Love can be anything you want it to be

Fun and experience

If you aint in- you won't win!



An angel at the table- A devil at the door

He'd talk if he was able, but his jaw just hit the floor

Yeah! Her wee man in the boat was keepin' the score

His wiggie in the middle could take no more



Fun and Experience

Love can be anything you want it to be!



The moral of the song you can't go wrong

If you don't shoot your shot... she'll love you not

So let her wee man in the boat keep a countin' the score

But wiggie in the middle gotta give much more!